Random Jack Bauer Fact...and now a random fact about Jack Bauer:en-ushttp://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/When Jack learned that Audrey was killed in a car accident in China, one billion asians crapped their pants.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/When Jack learned that Audrey was killed in a car accident in China, one billion asians crapped their pants.Nothing could get in the middle of Jack Bauer. Not even a middle name.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Nothing could get in the middle of Jack Bauer. Not even a middle name.Jack Bauer never participated in high school sports. He doesn’t like any game that’s not to the death. http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer never participated in high school sports. He doesn’t like any game that’s not to the death. Quentin Tarantino finds Jack Bauer too violent.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Quentin Tarantino finds Jack Bauer too violent.Jack Bauer allows himself to be stabbed, shot or tortured as a means of relieving stress, similar to accupuncture.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer allows himself to be stabbed, shot or tortured as a means of relieving stress, similar to accupuncture.A little known fact is that Jack Bauer has a sensitive side that takes baths and lights scented candles. The tough side of Jack held sensitive Jack's head under the water until he confessed that he was in fact the mole in CTU.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/A little known fact is that Jack Bauer has a sensitive side that takes baths and lights scented candles. The tough side of Jack held sensitive Jack's head under the water until he confessed that he was in fact the mole in CTU.Jack Bauer doesn't sleep, because sleep is the cousin of death. http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer doesn't sleep, because sleep is the cousin of death. In Season 2 when Jack is stripped down by the terrorists before torture, the camera caught a glimpse of his testicles. Unfortunately for viewers, scientists have yet to provide us with a storage medium of adequate capacity to archive Jack's immense balls.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/In Season 2 when Jack is stripped down by the terrorists before torture, the camera caught a glimpse of his testicles. Unfortunately for viewers, scientists have yet to provide us with a storage medium of adequate capacity to archive Jack's immense balls.Jack Bauer doesn't put the toilet seat down.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer doesn't put the toilet seat down.The reason the girls from Girls Gone Wild flash the camera so much is because the camera always has a picture of Jack Bauer taped to it.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/The reason the girls from Girls Gone Wild flash the camera so much is because the camera always has a picture of Jack Bauer taped to it.Audrey had a visible reaction when she learned that Jack was still alive: Orgasm. Multiple.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Audrey had a visible reaction when she learned that Jack was still alive: Orgasm. Multiple.Jack Bauer did not cry when he saw President Palmer's dead body...water was pooling on his face to block radioactive material.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer did not cry when he saw President Palmer's dead body...water was pooling on his face to block radioactive material.You're either with Jack Bauer or against him. If you're against Jack Bauer, you're either dead or will be soon.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/You're either with Jack Bauer or against him. If you're against Jack Bauer, you're either dead or will be soon.Jack Bauer does not know his show runs on the same network as the OC. If he did know, he would rape every last person in the OC. Twice. Especially Seth Cohen.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer does not know his show runs on the same network as the OC. If he did know, he would rape every last person in the OC. Twice. Especially Seth Cohen.Jack Bauer is the reason death rate in LA is so high.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer is the reason death rate in LA is so high.