Random Jack Bauer Fact...and now a random fact about Jack Bauer:en-ushttp://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/MTV once tried to 'Punk' Kiefer Sutherland by staging a robery in a store. Sutherland smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head. This is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/MTV once tried to 'Punk' Kiefer Sutherland by staging a robery in a store. Sutherland smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head. This is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one.Wayne Gretzky is 'The Great One' because Jack Bauer does not play hockey.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Wayne Gretzky is 'The Great One' because Jack Bauer does not play hockey.Jack Bauer once played the game where he had to guess which of three cups a ball was under. The ball promptly surrendered before he could speak.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer once played the game where he had to guess which of three cups a ball was under. The ball promptly surrendered before he could speak.Superman is one of the few individuals who could possibly survive a confrontation with Jack Bauer. But that is only because he can fly away.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Superman is one of the few individuals who could possibly survive a confrontation with Jack Bauer. But that is only because he can fly away.Once a year, Jack Bauer kills and eats an entire blue whale. This is why he is never seen having lunch.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Once a year, Jack Bauer kills and eats an entire blue whale. This is why he is never seen having lunch.If Jack Bauer had broken into Watergate, Nixon wouldn't have resigned. As a fringe benefit, there would be no Democrats older than 50 alive today.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/If Jack Bauer had broken into Watergate, Nixon wouldn't have resigned. As a fringe benefit, there would be no Democrats older than 50 alive today.Jack Bauer doesn't re-wear clothing. It's too hard to get the bloodstains out.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer doesn't re-wear clothing. It's too hard to get the bloodstains out.Jack Bauer doesn't use soft toilet paper. He does't use rough toilet paper. He uses sandpaper.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer doesn't use soft toilet paper. He does't use rough toilet paper. He uses sandpaper.As a boy for his birthday Jack Bauer's parents showed him how to play the game pin the bullet to the head. He hasn't stopped playing it since.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/As a boy for his birthday Jack Bauer's parents showed him how to play the game pin the bullet to the head. He hasn't stopped playing it since.Welcome to the Jack Bauer Comedy Club. Rule #1 - laugh only when Jack laughs, which will be never.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Welcome to the Jack Bauer Comedy Club. Rule #1 - laugh only when Jack laughs, which will be never.Harley Davidson was originally named Bauer Davidson, but Jack refused to have his name associated with such a pussy bike.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Harley Davidson was originally named Bauer Davidson, but Jack refused to have his name associated with such a pussy bike.The new best selling bumper sticker reads: "Jack Bauer will beat the crap out of your Honor Student".http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/The new best selling bumper sticker reads: "Jack Bauer will beat the crap out of your Honor Student".You never see Jack Bauer go to the bathroom. That's because nothing escapes Jack Bauer.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/You never see Jack Bauer go to the bathroom. That's because nothing escapes Jack Bauer.Lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice, unless Jack Bauer tells it to.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice, unless Jack Bauer tells it to.To Jack Bauer, Level 8 Security just means it takes 8 seconds to infiltrate.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/To Jack Bauer, Level 8 Security just means it takes 8 seconds to infiltrate.