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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Random Jack Bauer Fact</title><description>...and now a random fact about Jack Bauer:</description><language>en-us</language><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><item><title>People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.</description></item><item><title>Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.</description></item><item><title>The "Burning Bush" was Jack Bauer telling Moses what to do.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>The "Burning Bush" was Jack Bauer telling Moses what to do.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer has neither a father nor a mother. He was constructed by the CIA as the result of the Ultimate Weapon project.  </title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer has neither a father nor a mother. He was constructed by the CIA as the result of the Ultimate Weapon project.  </description></item><item><title>The video game "God of War" was originally conceptualized as "Jack Bauer: The High School Years".</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>The video game "God of War" was originally conceptualized as "Jack Bauer: The High School Years".</description></item><item><title>Jack nearly suffocated his own brother for the good of the country.  How patriotic are you?</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack nearly suffocated his own brother for the good of the country.  How patriotic are you?</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer has actually killed someone just to watch them die.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer has actually killed someone just to watch them die.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer only needs one page to solve the Da Vinci Code, not 454.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer only needs one page to solve the Da Vinci Code, not 454.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer can downhill ski up a mountain.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer can downhill ski up a mountain.</description></item><item><title>Most children slept with a teddy bear and blanket when they were young, Jack Bauer did the same thing but with a real bear.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Most children slept with a teddy bear and blanket when they were young, Jack Bauer did the same thing but with a real bear.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer thinks protocol means "To kill". Now it does. </title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer thinks protocol means "To kill". Now it does. </description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer wouldn't pray with Logan.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer wouldn't pray with Logan.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer does all of Jackie Chan's stunts, including ones where he speaks Chinese.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer does all of Jackie Chan's stunts, including ones where he speaks Chinese.</description></item><item><title>When Jack Bauer found out a deck of cards has four Jacks, he replied, "That's so not fair."</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>When Jack Bauer found out a deck of cards has four Jacks, he replied, "That's so not fair."</description></item><item><title>The presidents wife shows a lot of cleavage because Jack Bauer demands it.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>The presidents wife shows a lot of cleavage because Jack Bauer demands it.</description></item></channel></rss>

