Random Jack Bauer Fact...and now a random fact about Jack Bauer:en-ushttp://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/What should you tell a terrorist that's been shot three times? Nothing. Jack Bauer already is about to ask him his first question.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/What should you tell a terrorist that's been shot three times? Nothing. Jack Bauer already is about to ask him his first question.When the doctor who delivered Jack Bauer saw that baby Jack wasn't crying, he spanked him. Baby Jack then turned around and broke the doctor's neck. Jack Bauer does not enjoy being spanked. http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/When the doctor who delivered Jack Bauer saw that baby Jack wasn't crying, he spanked him. Baby Jack then turned around and broke the doctor's neck. Jack Bauer does not enjoy being spanked. There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.Jack Bauer shoots first and...well that's it. He shoots first. Jack Bauer doesn't need to ask questions.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer shoots first and...well that's it. He shoots first. Jack Bauer doesn't need to ask questions.When Jack Bauer found out a deck of cards has four Jacks, he replied, "That's so not fair."http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/When Jack Bauer found out a deck of cards has four Jacks, he replied, "That's so not fair."Jack Bauer once won a boxing match agaisnt Rocky. With his hands tied behind his back.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer once won a boxing match agaisnt Rocky. With his hands tied behind his back.Jack Bauer can make Chloe smile.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer can make Chloe smile.Jack Bauer thinks it's cute when David Banner says “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry”. You wouldn’t have the opportunity to not like Jack Bauer when he is angry, you'd be dead.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer thinks it's cute when David Banner says “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry”. You wouldn’t have the opportunity to not like Jack Bauer when he is angry, you'd be dead.Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits... Jack Bauer does not have the luxury to sleep or wait, because your life depends on it.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits... Jack Bauer does not have the luxury to sleep or wait, because your life depends on it.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Stalin and Hitler so they wouldn't have to bear witness to what he'd do to Nina.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Stalin and Hitler so they wouldn't have to bear witness to what he'd do to Nina.Paul saved Jack Bauer's life. In turn Jack let Paul die because nobody saves Jack Bauer, but Jack Bauer.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Paul saved Jack Bauer's life. In turn Jack let Paul die because nobody saves Jack Bauer, but Jack Bauer.Looking upon some of Jack's finest handywork, Mike Doyle could only say with utmost respect, "Damn, Jack..."http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Looking upon some of Jack's finest handywork, Mike Doyle could only say with utmost respect, "Damn, Jack..."When God said “Let there be light,” Jack Bauer said “Say please.”http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/When God said “Let there be light,” Jack Bauer said “Say please.”If you break one of Jack Bauer's ribs, he'll just use it to stab you to death.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/If you break one of Jack Bauer's ribs, he'll just use it to stab you to death.Before Austin 3:16 and John 3:16, there was Jack 3:16... "You will tell me what I need to know, it's just a matter of how much you want it to hurt."http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Before Austin 3:16 and John 3:16, there was Jack 3:16... "You will tell me what I need to know, it's just a matter of how much you want it to hurt."