Random Jack Bauer Fact...and now a random fact about Jack Bauer:en-ushttp://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer refuses to impregnate anyone but himself. He says others DNA would make his children weak.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer refuses to impregnate anyone but himself. He says others DNA would make his children weak.Jack Bauer has never pressed the Play button on his answering machine. Upon hearing beeps, he tortures the device until it gives up the messages.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer has never pressed the Play button on his answering machine. Upon hearing beeps, he tortures the device until it gives up the messages.Jack Bauer knows what's in your wallet.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer knows what's in your wallet.Gas prices in California never rise for Jack Bauer.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Gas prices in California never rise for Jack Bauer.Jack Bauer has the power to resurrect the dead. He just always chooses to kill them again for satisfaction of saying he killed them.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer has the power to resurrect the dead. He just always chooses to kill them again for satisfaction of saying he killed them.At Thanksgiving, Jack Bauer doesn't break the wishbone. He just interrogates it until it cracks.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/At Thanksgiving, Jack Bauer doesn't break the wishbone. He just interrogates it until it cracks.Jack Bauer has read 3 Tom Clancy novels, 2 of which he re-inacted during a weekend away.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer has read 3 Tom Clancy novels, 2 of which he re-inacted during a weekend away.People think that every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. That is only the nice story your parents told you. In truth, every time a bell rings another terrorist has just gone to hell.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/People think that every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. That is only the nice story your parents told you. In truth, every time a bell rings another terrorist has just gone to hell.If the Vietkong caught Jack Bauer, they would still be torturing him by now. And he would still be smiling.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/If the Vietkong caught Jack Bauer, they would still be torturing him by now. And he would still be smiling.The only reason the energizer bunny keeps going and going is because Jack Bauer is on its tail.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/The only reason the energizer bunny keeps going and going is because Jack Bauer is on its tail.Jack Bauer doesn't get mad. He gets even. Actually that's not true, he does get mad, but the ratio between the two is so obscenely disproportionate that it pretty much comes down to the same thing.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer doesn't get mad. He gets even. Actually that's not true, he does get mad, but the ratio between the two is so obscenely disproportionate that it pretty much comes down to the same thing.Jack Bauer can steal a helicopter in the time it takes you to get dressed in the morning.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer can steal a helicopter in the time it takes you to get dressed in the morning.Colonel Samuels of the Coral Snake said it best, "Jack Bauer was a Bourne Killer."http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Colonel Samuels of the Coral Snake said it best, "Jack Bauer was a Bourne Killer."Strippers tip Jack Bauer.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Strippers tip Jack Bauer.Bauerize (also Bauerise) v. 1. The act destroying someone or something in a dramatic fashion in order to save the country or the world. "The terrorist was Bauerized."http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Bauerize (also Bauerise) v. 1. The act destroying someone or something in a dramatic fashion in order to save the country or the world. "The terrorist was Bauerized."