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</description></item><item><title>If Jack thought twice about killing you then you're already dead.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>If Jack thought twice about killing you then you're already dead.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer was the first person to ever pass Duck Hunt.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer was the first person to ever pass Duck Hunt.</description></item><item><title>If you click on "Who the hell is Jack Bauer" Jack Bauer will hunt you down and demonstrate what he can do.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>If you click on "Who the hell is Jack Bauer" Jack Bauer will hunt you down and demonstrate what he can do.</description></item><item><title>When terrorists go to hell, if they say Jack Bauer sent them, they'll get a group discount.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>When terrorists go to hell, if they say Jack Bauer sent them, they'll get a group discount.</description></item><item><title>Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jack Bauer thought they were fetching nukes so he killed them both and assumed the other Jack's identity.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jack Bauer thought they were fetching nukes so he killed them both and assumed the other Jack's identity.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer once won a game of chess against Bobby Fischer.  In one move.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer once won a game of chess against Bobby Fischer.  In one move.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer is not required to wash his hands before returning to work.  Germs cannot survive in Jack Bauer's hands. </title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer is not required to wash his hands before returning to work.  Germs cannot survive in Jack Bauer's hands. </description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer's favorite song is "Another One Bites the Dust".</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer's favorite song is "Another One Bites the Dust".</description></item><item><title>To prove it wasn't a big deal that Tom Hanks survived 4 years on a deserted island almost completely naked with only a spear and a volleyball, Jack Bauer did the same thing on Antarctica.  Without the spear or the volleyball.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>To prove it wasn't a big deal that Tom Hanks survived 4 years on a deserted island almost completely naked with only a spear and a volleyball, Jack Bauer did the same thing on Antarctica.  Without the spear or the volleyball.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer can save money on his car insurance without calling Geico.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer can save money on his car insurance without calling Geico.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer ended The Never Ending Story.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer ended The Never Ending Story.</description></item><item><title>If Jack Bauer played Ethan Hunt, it would be Mission Easy.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>If Jack Bauer played Ethan Hunt, it would be Mission Easy.</description></item><item><title>Swiss cheese didn't used to have holes in it until Jack Bauer thought it was a terrorist.</title><link>http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Swiss cheese didn't used to have holes in it until Jack Bauer thought it was a terrorist.</description></item></channel></rss>
