Random Jack Bauer Fact...and now a random fact about Jack Bauer:en-ushttp://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer's first words were, "You've read my file and you know what I’m capable of!", while holding a rattle to his mothers eye. She wouldn't tell him where cookies were.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer's first words were, "You've read my file and you know what I’m capable of!", while holding a rattle to his mothers eye. She wouldn't tell him where cookies were.Jack Bauer didn't ask Mason for a hack-saw to cut that guy's head off. He merely used his hands to do that. No, Jack needed the hack-saw to shave his awesome beard.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer didn't ask Mason for a hack-saw to cut that guy's head off. He merely used his hands to do that. No, Jack needed the hack-saw to shave his awesome beard.Jack Bauer once saw two gay men making out. They immediately turned straight.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer once saw two gay men making out. They immediately turned straight.Gas prices in California never rise for Jack Bauer.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Gas prices in California never rise for Jack Bauer.During day 3, Stephen Saunders said, "I'm better than Jack Bauer." Stephen Saunders was dead less than 12 hours later.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/During day 3, Stephen Saunders said, "I'm better than Jack Bauer." Stephen Saunders was dead less than 12 hours later.Jack Bauer will never need a concealed carry permit, his gun is never concealed.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer will never need a concealed carry permit, his gun is never concealed.By special request, Trojan condoms now come in more sizes: regular, large, extra large, and Jack Bauer.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/By special request, Trojan condoms now come in more sizes: regular, large, extra large, and Jack Bauer.Jack Bauer's sperm come in 9mm, .40, and 12 gauge slug.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer's sperm come in 9mm, .40, and 12 gauge slug.Jack Bauer has stared death in the face so many times that Jack is no longer afraid death. Death is afraid of Jack.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer has stared death in the face so many times that Jack is no longer afraid death. Death is afraid of Jack.What an ego. Donald Sutherland claims to be the father of Jack Bauer.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/What an ego. Donald Sutherland claims to be the father of Jack Bauer.Jack Bauer doesn't contemplate suicide, he just does it. Every season.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer doesn't contemplate suicide, he just does it. Every season.Jack Bauer was once asked if he was a homosexual. Once.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer was once asked if he was a homosexual. Once.Jack Bauer has died, retired, quit, and gone into hiding so many times he has no idea how much money is in his 401k, but he doesn't care because he plans on taking yours.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer has died, retired, quit, and gone into hiding so many times he has no idea how much money is in his 401k, but he doesn't care because he plans on taking yours.If Jack Bauer captured Bush's helicopter and tortured him for information, it would be a lost cause. Bush doesn't know shit.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/If Jack Bauer captured Bush's helicopter and tortured him for information, it would be a lost cause. Bush doesn't know shit.James Heller said, "You're cursed Jack. Everything you touch, one way or another, ends up dead."http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/James Heller said, "You're cursed Jack. Everything you touch, one way or another, ends up dead."