Random Jack Bauer Fact...and now a random fact about Jack Bauer:en-ushttp://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Don't challenge Jack Bauer in a eye starring contest, he has not yet blinked once in his life.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Don't challenge Jack Bauer in a eye starring contest, he has not yet blinked once in his life.David Palmer did not get that horrbile burn on his hand from a biological agent. He got it after he high-fived Jack.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/David Palmer did not get that horrbile burn on his hand from a biological agent. He got it after he high-fived Jack.Jack Bauer is the only person Tony Soprano would never dream of okaying a hit on.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer is the only person Tony Soprano would never dream of okaying a hit on.There is a theory that says if a werewolf bites Jack Bauer, then every full moon it will turn into a "were-Bauer" and kill terrorists uncontrollably. This is only a theory of course, because no werewolf has succeeded in biting him. Neither have Vampires, Lizardmen or mosquitoes.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/There is a theory that says if a werewolf bites Jack Bauer, then every full moon it will turn into a "were-Bauer" and kill terrorists uncontrollably. This is only a theory of course, because no werewolf has succeeded in biting him. Neither have Vampires, Lizardmen or mosquitoes.Jack Bauer doesn't need a kevlar vest to stop bullets. That's what key witnesses are for.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer doesn't need a kevlar vest to stop bullets. That's what key witnesses are for.When Jack Bauer pushes the pedestrian crossing light, he gets a "walk" sign right away. Always. http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/When Jack Bauer pushes the pedestrian crossing light, he gets a "walk" sign right away. Always. Jack Bauer is the REAL father of Britney Spear's baby. And Angelina Jolie's. And Katie Holmes'. When Audrey finds out, she'll be okay with it....http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer is the REAL father of Britney Spear's baby. And Angelina Jolie's. And Katie Holmes'. When Audrey finds out, she'll be okay with it....Where the Happy Meal at McDonalds comes with a toy, the Jack Bauer Meal comes with a dead terrorist.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Where the Happy Meal at McDonalds comes with a toy, the Jack Bauer Meal comes with a dead terrorist.Kim Bauer only exists because they don't make Kevlar condoms.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Kim Bauer only exists because they don't make Kevlar condoms.Not only can Jack Bauer divide by 0, he knows the value of the square root of negative one, the last 4 digits of pi and the Colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Not only can Jack Bauer divide by 0, he knows the value of the square root of negative one, the last 4 digits of pi and the Colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices.Jack Bauer let himself be drugged, beaten and captured inside a crate on a Chinese ship heading out of the USA with no way for help to find him. Now he has them right where we wants them.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer let himself be drugged, beaten and captured inside a crate on a Chinese ship heading out of the USA with no way for help to find him. Now he has them right where we wants them.Jack Bauer never has to preheat the oven.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer never has to preheat the oven.Jack Bauer has always wanted to say, "I give you my word damn it we're running out of time son of a bitch" but if he ever said it like that, fans would just die of emotion.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer has always wanted to say, "I give you my word damn it we're running out of time son of a bitch" but if he ever said it like that, fans would just die of emotion.Step-by-step on how to beat Jack Bauer: 1. Don't try.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Step-by-step on how to beat Jack Bauer: 1. Don't try.When Jack Bauer asks for your help, he's not asking.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/When Jack Bauer asks for your help, he's not asking.