Random Jack Bauer Fact...and now a random fact about Jack Bauer:en-ushttp://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.MTV once tried to 'Punk' Kiefer Sutherland by staging a robery in a store. Sutherland smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head. This is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/MTV once tried to 'Punk' Kiefer Sutherland by staging a robery in a store. Sutherland smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head. This is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one.Jack Bauer can break eleven fingers at once, good thing you only have ten.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer can break eleven fingers at once, good thing you only have ten.If Jack Bauer was at your party, it would be the longest day of your life.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/If Jack Bauer was at your party, it would be the longest day of your life.Audrey couldn't handle the size of Jack's penis, which is why she used Paul's death as an excuse to break up with him.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Audrey couldn't handle the size of Jack's penis, which is why she used Paul's death as an excuse to break up with him.Jack Bauer can type 90 words per minute. On his cell phone.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer can type 90 words per minute. On his cell phone.Scissors are scared to run with Jack Bauer. http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Scissors are scared to run with Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer has no friends on Myspace. Everyone who adds him becomes a target by several terrorist networks, and they are found dead the next day for not giving up Jack's location.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer has no friends on Myspace. Everyone who adds him becomes a target by several terrorist networks, and they are found dead the next day for not giving up Jack's location.If Jack Bauer was Santa Claus, the only present you'd get is your life.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/If Jack Bauer was Santa Claus, the only present you'd get is your life.The only time Jack Bauer looks Death in the eye is when he's looking in a mirror.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/The only time Jack Bauer looks Death in the eye is when he's looking in a mirror.At age 7, Jack Bauer grew tired of urinating. After several hours of torture, Jack's bladder decided that it would be best to never be heard from again.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/At age 7, Jack Bauer grew tired of urinating. After several hours of torture, Jack's bladder decided that it would be best to never be heard from again.When Jack Bauer eats at Hooters, he takes his waitress home - for dessert.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/When Jack Bauer eats at Hooters, he takes his waitress home - for dessert.Jack Bauer's influence is so strong that with one call to the NCAA, the deceased, former director of CTU George Mason was able to make it to the Final Four.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer's influence is so strong that with one call to the NCAA, the deceased, former director of CTU George Mason was able to make it to the Final Four.President George W. Bush submitted a letter of appreciation to Jack Bauer and the writers of 24 for making a more unlikeable president than himself.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/President George W. Bush submitted a letter of appreciation to Jack Bauer and the writers of 24 for making a more unlikeable president than himself.Jack Bauer tortures his family members to find out what he's getting for Christmas.http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer tortures his family members to find out what he's getting for Christmas.